The lads from TARGET are an eclectic bunch. Lead vocalist Chris Lee is a pre-op trans-sexual, living as a midget, and is currently studying grade five bongos, while his butler and drummer Karl Albert is a recovering international diamond thief and Mussolini impersonator. Former Cuban guerilla leader Peter Simpson was forced to learn the banjo in a Red Chinese prison, where every tuesday he would regale his fellow inmates with 12 seconds of 'Better The Devil You Know' by Aussie songbird Bela Lugosi. Peter now likes to keep a spare eyebrow on his top lip in case of fire. Alan Smithy began his career as chief advisor to Pol Pot in 1971, later he was responsible for the Bay of Pigs invasion fiasco, realising he should have been there in the early 1960's with everyone else. Berlin in 1929 was no place for a sociopathic, devil-may-care bon-vivant like Russell Chambers, which is just as well since he was not invented until sometime during the cold war. The result of the union between Zippy from Rainbow and three hobo's from the Ukranian town of Boyng, his purpose is to ensure the security of secret Nazi bunkers at the North Pole. Russell is currently on loan from the Smithsonian Institute where he is kept in a dark enclosure and fed snakes. All the lads hate each other except Karl who enjoys seeing close family members fleeing for their lives.